Dumb Blonde Bitches With Tiny Laptops
What does society really run on anymore? Sometimes I wonder this when I look over at all the stupid people in my classes. Those drooling, uninspiring hypocrites don't ever seem to live real lives in all.
They don't live, they only consume. Like animals.
They just sit there, day after day, somehow passing their classes based on social stature.
There is one bitch that I know that happens to be a prime example of this. She's this dumb blonde in my Physics and Digital Imaging class. I won't name names, but let me describe her.
She has this utterly annoying laugh that makes me want to rip out all of my internal organs every time I hear it. You know how dogs have this moaning sound when you hurt them? That's what her laugh sounds like, if you just mixed the sound of a hundred howling innocent animals with a defective blender and a particularly loud vacuum cleaner. Add in the sounds of a couple people being murdered, and that is exactly what her laugh sounds like.
Now, sounds can sometimes be deceiving. I'm fairly tolerant of stupid laughs, but stupid actions are another thing. This dumb blonde bitch comes in day after day with stupid statements AND stupid actions.
She's one of those halfway-decent looking people who would actually be really cute if she wasn't so stupid and annoying.
She hangs around the dumb jocks in my physics class whom of which are rather unkind, and will most likely merit nothing in life. Truth be told, they'll probably die in some horrific alcohol-induced accident before they were meant to graduate college, and truth be told, they deserve it.
Anyway, this dumb blonde bitch hits on them. Rubs their muscles. Worships their tight bods and miniscule penises. Says things like "Oh, (name), you're so amazing." when there's clearly nothing remarkable about the jackass. The same people who overstate the obvious. "OMG, (name), that's SOOOO FUNNY! (OBNOXIOUS LAUGH)"
But then, this little action gets to me the most.
See, this bitch owns a laptop. Normal thing to do, really. However, it's one of those over-hyped tiny laptops that run XP. Whatever, use it.
Now, she pulls it out in the middle of class, as if to take notes. But what is she doing? Surfing the web? Watching a movie? Playing a game?
No. She's PLAYING FUCKING SOLITAIRE. Not even Spider Solitaire, mind you. She's sitting there listening to the teacher babble and PLAYING A CRAP CARD GAME. Is this for real? This girl must obviously have no original thoughts in her empty little head if she doesn't even ignore a teacher right. As a professional school-skipping ignoramus, I'm highly shocked at her amateur level of non-work.
The sad fact is, there are people like this...all...over...the school. They are all friends of Dumb Blonde Bitch, and they all think like she does. Horrible laughs, horrible jokes, dumb use of overrated gadgets. And they all own the same color iPod with the same songs. What the fuck.
But Blonde Bitch follows me mostly. I saw her computer get taken away yesterday in Study Hall, and I heard her cry for the first time. Her crying is far better than her laughter, as it resembles a thousand angels singing and a thousand babies laughing. Something tolerable at least. But then she mixed in her nasally, bitchy voice, which ruined even that.
Dumb Blonde Bitch, shape up, or die trying.
October 19th, 2009
the most sexist thing i’ve ever read – bar NONE
October 22nd, 2009
The way you describe her laugh, it’s beautiful.
October 22nd, 2009
Big F’n Deal in my opinion. I described a bitch. Not a lady. Not a girl. A bitch. If you’re offended by simple course language alone that you simply throw your arms up in the air every time you hear a dirty little swear word, perhaps you should unplug your Internet connection. Get the fuck over it.
February 3rd, 2010
“She hangs around the dumb jocks in my physics class whom of which are rather unkind, and will most likely merit nothing in life”
“…whom of which…”?
Maybe you’re the obnoxious dumb fuck in your English class?
February 3rd, 2010
Gasp.
You, you, hurt my feeeeeeelings.
Actually, this entry was originally written a year ago before it was migrated over to here, so a lot has changed in my perspective since then. I like keeping this up because I still find it humorous, but yeah.